Park & Ride
About a year ago, my brother and I decided to stop by Walmart to pick up a movie and some snacks fairly late on a Saturday night. As we were driving through the parking lot, I noticed a pickup with a canopy and two people in the back parked near the road. As I wasn’t […]
Happy Easter!
My mom and I were in Walmart on Easter getting some food for dinner. We’re both rocker chicks, but we’re not stupid and over-the-top. We were both wearing band t-shirts, and a couple walked by us who had obviously just gotten out of church. They were a manic short guy, who reminded me of a […]
Public Display Of Disgusting
My girlfriend and I were walking through Wal-Mart the other night and the couple walking down the aisle in front of us were probably in their early 50’s. The man put his hand down the back of the woman’s pants and pulled her underwear up, then shoved his hand down her underwear and was rubbing […]
Smithers, Release the Hounds
Tonight I ran in to get some things at the Moraine, Ohio, Walmart. We were there near the new closing time (the store was 24 hours before someone got shot in the parking lot and there was a rape or two). At five minutes to 11 p.m., over the intercom comes the closing announcement: “Attention […]
